As a pharmacist I see a lot, hear a lot, and laugh a lot at the bizarre things to which I am privy. Without breaking any HIPPA privacy laws, I hope to share some of my glee from the workplace and from school. Sorry if you don't understand the humor, but this is my life.
I'm a girl with a mind like a diamond--a girl who knows what's best. I've got shoes that cut and eyes that burn like cigarettes.
I'm a girl with the right allocations; who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack. I like to tour the facility and pick up the slack.
I get up early, stay up late, but will not be trading my Mustang for a white Chrysler Le Baron.
I love wearing short skirts with long jackets.
Ha ha ha haha ha. Awesome. You forgot the microscopic paragraph of side-effects though ;)
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