Sunday, July 17, 2011

Levitra clock

So, I had a Levitra clock in college. I asked my pharmacy student roommate if I could put it on the wall. She was fine with it but said that I should ask my dental hygiene roommate if she was ok with it. She asked me "what does that drug do?" and I giggled and ran and put it on the wall. Later, she was watching TV and a Levitra commercial came on. She looked at the TV, at the clock, at the TV, at the clock, and yelled "SSSAARRRAAAHHH!!!!"

Golden Weenie Award

Weiner Schnitzel is having their 50th year anniversary and is celebrating by giving everyone a free golden weenie antenna topper. We got 4 of them in the pharmacy and proceeded to tape them up next to the Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra.

in hiding

Yesterday, we hid from a patient. He called in his prescription for Xanax 90 seconds before we closed. The tech said we might still be there if he came right away. Ten minutes after we had closed and right before we walked out, he drove up. He peaked in the window and we both ducked. He knocked on the door and we hid. When we didn't come, he didn't leave, but proceeded to knock on the back door. He waited outside the closed pharmacy for 15 minutes. He finally drove away and we escaped unscathed.

grr...

So I just took the job of a male pharmacist in Utah. People in Utah are sexist. I was talking to a patient and she said, "can I talk with the pharmacist?"
"That's me"
"Oh... well, what about the druggist?"
"That would be me"
"Oh, are you the same as the men?"
"Yes."
"Well, I don't know if you can answer my question or not, but what should I take for anemia?"
"Iron"
"Ok"
The newest technician could have answered that question.

There's another patient that refuses to talk to me because I'm a woman.
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm incompetent, people.

Scabies

I took down prescriptions for 9 family members for stromectol and permethrin cream to treat scabies. The nurse on the phone said, "eh, just give them 4 tubes of permethrin--they share everything else anyway..."